Monday 30 December 2013

Martin - Will's Review

A tough one to review this week, as I can see what the filmmakers were trying to do, and it was an interesting idea, but the end result seems to be something that's far easier to appreciate, than to actually enjoy. 

Martin appears to all the world to be a shy young man in his early 20's, in reality, he is a killer, who drugs women, cuts them, and drinks their blood; we know for sure that Martin does these thing, we see it happen in one of the movies first scenes. 

While we are sure of what Martin does, less certain is what he <i>is</i>... Most of Martins family (and even Martin himself> believe he is an 80+ year old vampire vampire; whether this is true, a group delusion in response to murderace tendencies, or even a family superstition which is the cause of his mental state and murdorous behaviour is never clear, and forms the bulk of the movies interest. 

I enjoyed the portrayal of Martin as a shy, oddly disquieting, character, but (think the paper thin story) it would have been better suited to a one hour short film than an almost two hour feature. 

Savini takes credit for special effects, but I'm really not sure why he was hired for the job, as there's little in the way of effects to tax eve a novice SFX student. 

It's the kind of movie I cani magine the type of film I can imagine someone watching for fun, in their lesure time.  

That said, the rest of the internet seems to have nothing but nice things to say about the film, so  what do I know?

Sunday 29 December 2013

Saturday 28 December 2013

Lets scare Jessica to death - Lisa's Review


I have watched 2 movies from our Time Out list very closely together and I have to say, I haven't been overly enamoured with either.  I really hope it's just not my mood, but this one was monumentally awful as well!  Who the hell is choosing these movies ffs?

This movie follows Jessica (Zohra Lambert) who has just got out of a mental institution having spend 6 months in there.  She leaves New York with her husband Duncan (Barton Heyman) and they head for a house in the much quieter, peaceful Connecticut.  They also take along a hippy friend Woody (Kevin O'Connor).

When they arrive at the house, they discover a drifter called Emily (Mariclare Costello) has been squatting there.  A usual reaction would be to call the police, or at the very least, tell her the get the **** out of there.  What do this couple do?  Invite her to stay with them of course!!  The hippy-dippy, arty-farty mood continues through the entire movie, which is most probably a front runner in why I wasn't impressed.  I hate movies like this.

Jessica hears voices and sees a woman in white regularly.  I get that it is suppose to be forboding and eerie, but the over emphasised whispering  "Jeeeeeeeeeeeesicaaaaaaaaaaaa" was nothing short of laughable.  I felt like I was watching a horror pantomime.



We are left to wonder if this woman is indeed real or is a figment of Jessicas already established fractured mind.  We do find out in due course, but I won't ruin it for any masochist  who actually wants to sit through this.

Emily turns out to be something of a harlot and has her way with any man in the general vicinity. We also become aware of all the men in the village bearing odd marks or scars.  Have these scars anything to do with Emily?  Hmmmmmmmm.

I won't give away the ending,but I felt like it petered out rather than went out with a bang, which is probably the worst way you can go.   The end scene is very similar to the opening scene of the movie.  I guess we're left to wonder if we've just watched the contents of Jessicas fractured mind or did it all really happen.

You know what?  I don't really care.  Avoid.

Friday 27 December 2013

Martin (1978) Review - Lisa's Review


I've had a veritable plethora of emotions surrounding this movie.  First off, I read the title and the year and was resigned that we were back to the old days of dated, old rubbish.  I looked a bit closer and saw it was a Romero movie.  It also has a part for Tom Savini, which seems to be a given in Romero movies.  I thought it was maybe a good omen as most other movies which have similar statistics were quite good.

After I watched the movie I had a look at some reviews to see how my viewpoint rated.  Seems like I was watching something entirely different than the vast majority of reviewers.  I read everything from "It's my favourite vampire movie" to "A wonderful modern day vampire story" to "One of Romeros best".

So I come right out and say it, I thought this movie was terrible.  The lead actor who played Martin (John Amplas) was repugnant in his attitude, expressions, way he carried himself... he just felt repellant to me.  Surely this character should have had some kind of sexual pull on females given his role in the movie.

Our basic premise centers around Martin drugging young women and either slicing them with razors and drinking their blood (which is clearly portrayed as a sexual thing) or raping them.  Where the comparison to classic vampires is here, I have no idea.  The movie, to me just seemed like a poorly made excuse to show some young attractive flesh and a bit of blood.

I found the storyline lacking and the other actors in the farce to be laughable, especially a male relative of his who is convinced he is evil, a vampire who can be repelled by garlic, crucifixes and holy water.

Martin goes through the movie doing much of the same until he finally relents to the advances of a bored middle-aged housewife.  Yawn.....

Some may say the ending is a bit of a surprise, but to be honest, following the usual direction of these kind of movies, I saw it coming a mile off.

So in short, I am definately not a fan of this movie.  In actual fact, I would advise anyone to avoid it.  Maybe had Martin been cast as someone else and had he been a bit older, it would have been palatable, but in its current state - No Thankyou.

Sunday 22 December 2013

Wednesday 18 December 2013

Week 135 - Martin (1976)



Reviews / Author Comments due: 21/12//2013
Position on TimeOut list: 87
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Saturday 14 December 2013

The Mist - Will's Review

I'm sure I've mentioned this before but I love a good base under siege story... And this is a great base under siege story.

The base is a supermarket, and the thing it's under siege from is... Well that's best left a surprise. Suffice to say that a dense fog falls on a the small Maine town that said supermarket is in, and either the fog, or somthing in the fog, is deadly.

As is always the case with bases under siege, it isn't long before the best and worst of humanity start to show, with heavy emphasis on the worst, and it isn't long before staying in the supermarket starts to look almost as bad as heading out into the fog.

Any more than that, you really are better off not knowing, so don't hit the jump until you've seen the film, or if you don't like to go in cold.
Introductions to the main players were, for my money, the perfect length; neither leaving us with so little information that we don't know enough about neighbours David and Brent, nor spending so long that we're desperate for something to happen. In fact, the whole film is very well paced, with its 4 act structure giving us a big event about every half hour.

The appearance of the fog is heralded by an air-raid siren, which made me cringe a little at first. Don't get me wrong, an air raid siren and sudden dense fog is a great audio-visual; scare it's just that it's been a great audio-visual scare back in 1999 when it became a mainstay of the Silent Hill franchise. Thankfully, it only happens the once, and is actually justifiable by context once the origin of the fog is discovered.

From seemingly supernatural beginnings, the story moves firmly into monster-movie territory, before finally taking a Lovecraftian turn, while the supermarket full of people face increasing challenges, from social breakdown as well as illness and injury, as well as the mounting threat from outside.

The ending is close to perfect, barring one small point (big spoiler, so highlight to read) There is a suicide pact, but one character can't die because they only have 4 bullets, and there are 5 people. I'm pretty sure you could kill 5 people with 4 bullets, especially when one if them is a kid; have someone hug the kid, and fire the first shot through both of their heads.

A great film, which I really enjoyed, my only issue was that the cast were almost entirely a little bit famous: not famous enough to be instantly recognisable, but enough to set you off thinking "where do I know him from" when you should be concentrating on the plot.

The Mist - Lisa's Review

When I saw the title of this weeks movie, I was relieved. Not another really oooooold movie. It's no secret I'm not usually a fan. There are obvious exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, I don't enjoy them.

The Mist is a movie I have seen twice previously and I re-watched it again tonight to refresh my memory. I remembered enjoying it and the refresher reminded me why.
I don't want to give away too much about this movie (especially the ending), as this is actually a movie worth taking the time to watch and giving away the ending would spectacularly spoil it.
The story is taken from a novella by Stephen King, which was originally a part of a collection of short stories. It was published in its own right in preparation for the movie release. A bit of background... I used to be a big Stephen King fan. In the days of 'Christine', 'Pet Semetary', 'Maximum Overdrive', 'Firestarter', 'The Shining'. Then something happened and he started coming out with complete drivel - 'The Flight of the Langoliers' being an awesome example! The last thing I remember watching by Stephen King and enjoying was 'The Stand'. Anyway, I deviate. This is one of the few decent thing he has done which was released in 2007. Turns out it was included in a short story compilation in 1980 so must have been written in the good old days. Explains why it was actually not bad!

The basic premise here involves a quite large group of citizins of Maine (Any fans of Mr King will recognise his obsession with this particular place). There has been a bad storm and a freakish mist has moved in causing zero visibility. Following the storm, inhabitants of Maine have rushed to the local Supermarket to gather supplies. This is the main setting for our movie.

We have a diverse bunch of folks holed up in the supermarket, who irritatingly all look extremely familiar as we've seen them all in something else. We have 2 women from 'The Walking Dead' here, as well as individuals from shows and movies you can't quite remember so it takes a while to drop that irritation that is trying to work out where you've seen them before.

It becomes clear pretty early on that there are some 'not very nice' things in the mist. It also becomes evident that leaving the supermarket to attempt to reach your car, is really not a good idea, as illustrated by the demise of an impatient young man when the situation first arises. This terrifies everyone else into non-action. This is illustrated by a young mothers desperate pleas for help to get to her car having left her 8 year old at home. She told her she would only be a few minutes. No-one steps up, even when begged directly. Everyone seems to be out for themselves.

I won't go into various happenings to spoil the story for you, but we lose more people and get a glimpse at what we're dealing with in the mist. That is the only thing that spoiled any aspect of this movie for me. The first reveal of one of the culprits is very disappointing and lets the rest of the movie down terribly. I try to overlook it though as I really did enjoy the rest of the movie.


The situation brings out the innermost characters of the folk in the supermarket. A erratic and crazy religious nut convinces half of the group that the end is nigh and what is happening is some kind of armageddon. She wants a sacrifice to be made to god to save them. This sacrifice obviously includes a child, but the people who side with her don't seem to see the ludicrousness of this. The other group are obviously our main leads who fight against this woman to try to bring things to a more peaceful end.

What happens in the next 10 minutes makes the movie for me. It's unexpected (at least for me) and I felt it was very powerful. I won't give it away, but it is really worth watching and if you're like me it will leave you with a very strong emotion. This movie certainly doesn't peter out. It's one of those ending I liked and didn't all at the same time.  If you want to find out how the movie ends, highlight the text below.

Eventually, the more sensible group (consisting of a man and his son, Andrea from The Walking Dead and an old couple) decide they need to brave the outside.  As they drive along in the ever enveloping mist, we get to see glimpses of the creatures that have been lurking there.  Although far fetched, they don't have the ridiculous rubberiness of the purple tentacled beast who we met in the supermarket.  It manages some of the tension we experienced with the giant beastie in Cloverfield (if indeed you have watched Cloverfield).   There are bodies entombed in spiderweb everywhere.  There seems to be no escape.  A gun with 4 bullets is in the car.  It seems like the only answer.  However there are 5 people in the car.  The dad in the group says he'll work something out.  We see flashes from outside the car and hear 4 gun shots.  The father stumbles from the car covered in blood spatter, having just killed the old couple, the young woman and his own son.

As he wanders off in despair, the mist seems to clear and we see soldiers in tanks who have killed and are burning the monsters.  The woman who originally asked for help in the supermarket is on one of the tanks.  If they had waited a few more minutes they would have been saved, so he killed his son for no reason.  Heartbreaking :(  This is where the movie ends.  Although it's not the most pleasant of endings, I felt it was a really powerful one and was in keeping with the general mood of the movie.

In conclusion, I really enjoyed this movie and will most probably watch it again in the future. Apart from one small disappointment with some special effects early on in the movie, I can heartilly recommend it. Thumbs up from me.





Wednesday 11 December 2013

Week 134 - The Mist



Reviews / Author Comments due: 14/12/2013
Position on TimeOut list: 88
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Monday 9 December 2013

The Black Cat - Will's Review

In real life, Bela Lugosi was incredibly resentful of Boris Karloff; Lugosi had originally been last as the creation in 1931's Frankenstein, but knocked the roll back, feeling that an actor of his caliber should not have to work under such heavy makeup. When The Uncanny Karloff shot to superstardom, Lugosi became convinced that it was the roll alone that was responsible, and that he was the superior actor of the two, and therefore more deserving of Karloff's fame. Ironically, Lugosi would go on to play the creation in the 5th Universal Frankenstein movie, the Frankenstein meets The Wolfman, and give (IMO) the worst rendition of the creature in any of the 9 movies). 

If The Black Cat teaches us anything, it is that Lugosi is not the superior actor of the two (research still pending about what bears get upto in the woods) as Lugosi, as always, plays himself, compleat with weird accent (a result of him trying to disguise his natural Hungarian accent). 


While I'm on 30's film history, I may as we'll mention the acting style common in the day (I was reminded if this when Lisa asked me " is massive overacting normal in 30's movies.". Watch enough of them and you'll stop noticing it, but yes, it's common, and is the result of two things; firstly, actors of the time tended to start as stage actors, and we're used to having to project to a roomful of people without the benefit of amplifiers and close-ups, and secondly; they were really still figuring out how to make movies (especially talkies). The subtleties of film making which seem so obvious to us now, only seem obvious because filmmakers have had 100 years to practice and build on the work of others, and audiences are used to seeing the result of all this progress. 

But, enough general early movie history, what of The Black Cat?

While the opening credits tell us that the movie is "Suggested by" the Poe story of the same name, the truth is that this movie shares nothing with the shots story, save its title, and the fact that the eponymous animal makes an appearance (albeit a brief, and unnecessary one). 

Instead, the story here sees newlyweds Peter and Joan have to share a train compartment with Dr. Vitus Werdegast (Béla Lugosi).  18 years before, Werdegast had left his wife to fight in World War 1. Werdegast explains that he is traveling to see an old friend, Hjalmar Poelzig (Boris Karloff), an Austrian architect. 

When Joan is injured, the doctor and Peter take her to Poelzig's home, which built on the ruins of Fort Marmorus, which Poelzig commanded during the war, and which Werdgast believes Poelzig betrayed to the Russians, resulting in the death of thousands of Hungarians and his own capture. 

Poelzig, of course has his share if secrets (not necessarily relating to the war) and the remainder of the movie evolves around these secretes, and the four characters resulting involvement in them. 

Sadly, at a meagre 65 minuets, the movie still feels drawn out, and I found my attention wondering, the movies main saving grace is it's near-constant musical score which, while I can see some would find distracting, I found lent a great atmosphere to a film that would be sadly lacking one otherwise.  

Highlights include a symbolic chess match between the leads, and Karloff at an organ, in a scene which surely inspired the famous scene from The Abominable Dr. Phibes. 

Once again, I'm wondering how this one ended up on the lest. 


Saturday 7 December 2013

The Black Cat - Lisa's Review


I start this weeks review with a yawn already firmly settled around my mouth.  This yawn started when I discovered this weeks movie was from 1934 and will hopefully disappear when I have completely the review.

Given that this weeks movie contains horror icons Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi, some may cry 'Sacralige!'  Sadly I cannot muster much enthusiasm for this movie even after having sat through it.  I can only be grateful it lasted just over an hour (about an hour too long IMO).  Don't get me wrong, I can say something positive.  The movie looks visually beautiful.  I am a lover of the style, dress and makeup from that era, but that's where my love affair with this movie ends.

For those of you unlike myself, who actually enjoy ventures into really old B&W horror, the plotline condensed very briefly is as follows:
A couple are travelling by train in Hungary on their honeymoon.  They are having the most romantic of times until, due to a mixup a stranger must share their carraige for the journey.

The stranger turns out to be a psychiatrist (Lugosi) who left his wife behind to fight in WW1 and subsequently spent 15 years in a prison camp.  He is travelling to visit an old friend, who is an architect (Karloff).

Later the bus our friends are sharing crashes and we all end up at the very impressive home of our architect.  That's when things start to get very strange.

It transpires that Lugosis visit to Karloff (sorry for using actors names, if you knew the character names, you'd understand) was not just a simple catching up with an old friends, but he blames Karloff for stealing his wife when he was at war.    There is also questions as to the whereabouts of his daughter. Turns out Karloff is one weird son-of-a-bitch.  He has glass cases with women in all over his house.

Just when you think things aren't wierd enough, Lugosi almost has kittens (pardon the pun) any time he sees a cat!  He either feels compelled to kill the cat, or thrash about all Rita Hayworth like with his hands over his eyes.  Wierd, wierd shit.

I won't give away anything more, but needless to say, this is a wierd, fucked-up movie.  It is overacted all the way through.  Even though it is very odd, I was still bored senseless.  What didn't help at all was the incessant, droning, depressive movie score.  I don't think it was quiet for the whole duration of the movie!

In conclusion.  I didn't think I would like this and I didn't.  Would I give it an 'Avoid' - No, purely because of its lead actors and the fact that the only people who would seek this out would be people who really wanted to see it due to the actors.  My opinion is not very likely to make any difference there at all.

Not for me, but may be for you.

Wednesday 4 December 2013

Tuesday 3 December 2013

Daughters of Darkness - Will's review

I saw "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire" the other day (review due at The Cinephilliacs soon) and I was glad to find it fast paced. Why? Because honestly, I was starting to think I had ADD; it seems every film I see lately is (or good or bad) slow paced. 

Had I not had a reminder that it really isn't me, this film would have cemented my fears as, one again, i found my attention drifting from the screen in front of me. 


Valerie and Stefan are a newly wed couple, Stefan is the son if a British aristocrat, they are making their way back from Sweden to his family home, to introduce his new bride to his mother. Due to a delayed train, they miss their connecting flight, and are forced to spend the night in an hotel - something that Stefan is quite happy with, as he obviously does not want his family to meet Valerie anyway. 

It's quiet season at the hotel, and at first the newlyweds are the only guest, before ling though, they are joined by Countess Elizabeth Bathory (allegedly a descendent of /the/ Countess Elizabeth Bathory) and her traveling companion. The hotel's Concierge is convinced that the countess stayed in the same hotel some 40 years ago, back when he was a young bellboy, and that she has not changed at all. 

So, it's obvious from early on that it's a vampire movie, but it doesn't play like any other vampire movie I've ever seen - it's more how a giallo vampire movie might be (odd given that it has no Italian linage - it's a French / British / Belgique co production). 

Bathory instantly becomes obsessed with the couple particularly Valerie, almost forcing her friendship upon them. Meanwhile Stefan develops (or perhaps shows an existing) sadistic streak. 

There's not a lot else to say plot-wise, as the movie is mostly about the relationship between the 4 characters. 

Competently made, but dull, and only really counting as 'horror' by the skin of its teeth; once again, I'm left wondering why this one is on the list.