Saturday, 8 September 2012

Terror Eyes - Will's Review

You know how the saying goes; Another week, another forgettable (though not entirely terrible) slasher!

This time, a killer in biker leathers and helmet is decapitating women, and throwing their heads in water.

It quickly becomes apparent that the victims all have one thing in common - the apparent, or alleged, affection of a college Anthropology professor, who collects skulls gathered from tribal head hunters from around the world; Mmmmmmm...




Of course, it doesn't take someone who watches horror movies week-in week-out to realise that such an obvious suspect is probably not the killer; and from there it's a short step to work out who the killer is.

As I mention each head turn up in water, but there's dome nice verity nether the less; a bucket, a toilet, and a turtle tank all get a look in (the poor turtle even gets clonked on the head with the prop) and there's a nice sequence in a cafe where we KNOW the head is going to show up, but we don't know where; sadly, it drags on a bit, but initially at least it's a fun bit.

So, with all the killing being more-or less identical, the mystery aspect redundant, and nothing else about the film standing out as notably strong or weak, I'm once again left with a shorter than average review.

BodyCount: 6
Boob Count: 1 side-boob
Most memorable kill: Deadly-go-round


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